Jim Green Razorback

The journey began with a frog and a full wallet. He was a simple frog, not concerned with boots and patina. But then, a great responsibility was thrust upon him. His mission was to wear the two boots to rule them all, so that Jim Green could not wear them himself and cast all the lands into chunkiness. However, this frog underestimated the powers of Jim Green, and only lasted half of the competition. Luckily, unlike Sam and Frodo, I COULD wear them for him, so I did. I wore these boots directly into Mount Doom and cast them into the fire... No. Wait. I didn't do that. That would destroy them, and that's not the goal... Uhh, I wore them to Rivendell to... Slather them in Bick4? Yeah, that sounds good. And they lived happily ever after. Except the wallet. That's still empty. Lazy frog needs to get a job.