Oldspeed Service Boot 6”

Day 2 aboard the USS Oldspeeds. I was able to execute a stealth maneuver upon a co worker today, though more by subterfuge and misdirection than soundless steps. Though I encountered a great many fluids today, bodily and otherwise, I believe the indelible drop upon my left toe to be from a sloppy sip of Diet Mountain Dew dribbling astray from my own unfastidious mouth.